I've been thinking about my life. And I realized that there was only one time when anybody paid attention to me. Only one time when I was respected. I'm talking about when I was a villain.
You all remember when I took over as Batman. I grew increasingly paranoid and violent. And I got my face on lots of covers. Sure, I was the bad guy. But I got respect because of it. And you know what? I want some of that back.
So here's what I'm saying, everyone. Know that next time you see me posting here, I'm going to be grim, gritty, and evil. Because it seems that only the villains seem to get respect. And girls. I've seen the women Doctor Polaris hangs around with. I want some of that!
