This won't win me any fans, but I've got to say that I still can't stand Spider-Man. I mean, look at this guy:
Look at that. I mean look at it. Can you honestly say that when you see a face like that you don't want to put your fist into it?
I see the face of Peter Parker and I want to kick him in the shins. It rubs me the wrong way, every time I see it. And it's not just that, either. It's everything about the character. I just can't stand Spider-Man. I loathe him with an intensity far beyond the rational.
I'm going to go throw up now.
