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Heeeeeeeeeeeey KIDS!
(I've always wanted to do that! ^_^b)
Once again, it's your dear, disturbed Uncle Scoot bringing you kiddie lit sure to keep children's therapists in business for many a year.
Uncle Scoot sure hopes you all read the first entry in his little book club: THE ELDER GOD AT THE END OF THIS BOOK! (The original title was "There's An Elder God At The End Of This Book", but you know editors ;) ) If you didn't, Uncle Scoot assures you that your parents will sell you into slavery and give all your stuff to your obnoxious brothers/sisters...if you're an only child, your stuff will be given to neighbor children.
But Uncle Scoot knows you're all good boys and girls, so you have nothing to worry about...right?
This week's assignment is gonna sting, for Uncle Scoot is well aware that this one is based on a classic that is near and dear to the hearts of many a TTOS reader...So, without further ado:
I especially like the "Hellmer's" glue factory in the background: Has a "Wacky Packages" feel to it. (in fact, I thought it might be a nod to a Wacky Packages card, but the Internet tells me otherwise)
Anyway, enjoy your repressed memories, kiddies!
(and thanks once again to Matthew Vimislik, for his superlative artwork, and Topless Robot, for holding such a fucked-up contest)
Uncle Scoot
P.S. In case any of you were wondering, I have indeed removed the Adult Content Warning. After giving it some thought, I realized there's nothing on TTOS that wouldn't make it through a SafeSearch filter (not anymore XD)--and I'm probably only alienating potential readers by having it up: Both the people who are immediately put off and assume this is a porn site, and the people who click "Yes" expecting porn only to be disappointed. So no more mystery: What you see is what you get ^_^
(I've always wanted to do that! ^_^b)
Once again, it's your dear, disturbed Uncle Scoot bringing you kiddie lit sure to keep children's therapists in business for many a year.
Uncle Scoot sure hopes you all read the first entry in his little book club: THE ELDER GOD AT THE END OF THIS BOOK! (The original title was "There's An Elder God At The End Of This Book", but you know editors ;) ) If you didn't, Uncle Scoot assures you that your parents will sell you into slavery and give all your stuff to your obnoxious brothers/sisters...if you're an only child, your stuff will be given to neighbor children.
But Uncle Scoot knows you're all good boys and girls, so you have nothing to worry about...right?
This week's assignment is gonna sting, for Uncle Scoot is well aware that this one is based on a classic that is near and dear to the hearts of many a TTOS reader...So, without further ado:
Anyway, enjoy your repressed memories, kiddies!
(and thanks once again to Matthew Vimislik, for his superlative artwork, and Topless Robot, for holding such a fucked-up contest)
Uncle Scoot
P.S. In case any of you were wondering, I have indeed removed the Adult Content Warning. After giving it some thought, I realized there's nothing on TTOS that wouldn't make it through a SafeSearch filter (not anymore XD)--and I'm probably only alienating potential readers by having it up: Both the people who are immediately put off and assume this is a porn site, and the people who click "Yes" expecting porn only to be disappointed. So no more mystery: What you see is what you get ^_^
