Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Hey everybody, DJRM here with something that I may or may not do again in the future. I am going to present you with a book review.



The HBO series Game of Thrones begins this Sunday. Last night I finished reading the book it is based on A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin the first book in his A Song of Ice and Fire series.



I will do my best to keep this review as spoiler free as possible for those who have not yet read the book.

To begin with, I liked A Game of Thrones.  It kept me interested throughout.  I don't want to say it is a real page turner but it is a real page turner.  Seriously often over the last few days when I should have been getting to sleep, working on my own writing or making dinner I was instead reading this book.

There are some great characters in the world George RR Martin has crafted.  There are some great locations and landscapes that are grand in the tradition of fantasy and also surprisingly grounded in reality.  It is a great book.  If I am going to talk about anything really it will have to be the books flaws.

As I said there are many great and interesting characters in this world but there are also some annoying ones.  The Stark family are the main characters of the first book but at times I found them to be kind of irritating.  Except for Arya Stark.  Arya Stark was awesome.
I think if I say too much I might give something away so I will just say that at times lead character Ned Stark got on my nerves.  Its like I wanted to reach into the book and slap him and say "wake up you moron."
At times it seemed almost like the author was going out of his way to make Sansa Stark annoying.
The main bad guys of the story are the Lannister family but the only one whose point of view we ever see is the dwarf Tyrion Lannister.  He is an interesting character and he does have some of the best lines.  People talk about the shades of gray in the story but most of the Lannisters are presented as straight up villians with no real room to sympathize with any of them.

Before I read A Game of Thrones I heard a lot of talk about how they can't say too much because they don't want to spoil all the unexpected surprises.  There were plenty of unexpected turns in the story but I can't say I really found any of them that surprising.  A was able to predict almost every "shocking" reveal in the story long before it was spelled out on the page.  I think most people would be able to figure them out as well.  All the clues are there to be put together.

In closing I would like to say that A Game of Thrones is a good book and George R.R. Martin is a brilliant writer.  I think at some point I will pick up the next book A Clash of Kings.  Mostly because I want to know if any of the more assholish characters are ever going to get any comeuppance.

Heeeeeeeeeeeey KIDS!


(I've always wanted to do that! ^_^b)

Once again, it's your dear, disturbed Uncle Scoot bringing you kiddie lit sure to keep children's therapists in business for many a year.


Uncle Scoot sure hopes you all read the first entry in his little book club: THE ELDER GOD AT THE END OF THIS BOOK! (The original title was "There's An Elder God At The End Of This Book", but you know editors ;) ) If you didn't, Uncle Scoot assures you that your parents will sell you into slavery and give all your stuff to your obnoxious brothers/sisters...if you're an only child, your stuff will be given to neighbor children.

But Uncle Scoot knows you're all good boys and girls, so you have nothing to worry about...right?


This week's assignment is gonna sting, for Uncle Scoot is well aware that this one is based on a classic that is near and dear to the hearts of many a TTOS reader...So, without further ado:





I especially like the "Hellmer's" glue factory in the background: Has a "Wacky Packages" feel to it. (in fact, I thought it might be a nod to a Wacky Packages card, but the Internet tells me otherwise)


Anyway, enjoy your repressed memories, kiddies!

(and thanks once again to Matthew Vimislik, for his superlative artwork, and Topless Robot, for holding such a fucked-up contest)



Uncle Scoot



P.S. In case any of you were wondering, I have indeed removed the Adult Content Warning. After giving it some thought, I realized there's nothing on TTOS that wouldn't make it through a SafeSearch filter (not anymore XD)--and I'm probably only alienating potential readers by having it up: Both the people who are immediately put off and assume this is a porn site, and the people who click "Yes" expecting porn only to be disappointed. So no more mystery: What you see is what you get ^_^

Hey Kiddies!


So I get an email from a gentleman with an interesting idea: He wants to make book covers for his favorite entries in TR's recent Inappropriate Sci-Fi/Fantasy Books For Lil' Nerds Contest. I received the honor of being his first subject. He sent me his vision of my entry's cover, and asked if he could go ahead and put it up on Deviantart. Naturally, I was delighted to grant him permission, and asked only that I be able to post the pic here for you folks. AND that he send me his future works.

Thus, TTOS presents its newest feature: CREEPY UNCLE SCOOT'S BOOKS 4 BRATS!!

Here's the first marvelous piece of children's literature to get Uncle Scoot's seal of approval:




Adorable, eh? Remember children: Read a book every day--Or the Old Ones will feast upon your soul!

This marvelous piece of art is the creation of one Matthew Vimislik. For more of his work, check out his website



Uncle Scoot





I started reading this series in 1993

Hello My Children. Right now your Den Mother is watching a really friggin bad movie, the Clan of the Cave Bear. Why? You ask. Or maybe not asking, cuz you don't actually give a flying fuck. Well because on March 29th, of this year the last book of Jean M. Auel's Earth Children series, one she began the year I WAS BORN, will coming to all book stores. Well obviously I didn't start reading this series when it first came out, being an infant and all. But I did see this movie back in the 80's and I read the first book, the aforementioned Clan of the Cave Bear, when I was thirteen. And the next three books quickly thereafter. Now the 4th book came out in 1991. The fifth didn't come out until friggin 2002. So yeah, I waited about 8 years for the fifth book and yet ANOTHER 9 years for the sixth book.

Good Goddess. The only other thing I ever waited this long for were the bloody Star Wars Prequels. Thankfully, the fifth book was worth the wait and I'm gonna assume that the sixth book will also be worth the wait. So when March comes along, I'll finally learn how the adventures of Ayla, the prehistoric chick who apparently invented EVERYTHING, ends. I would tell you more about the series, but you can google it. I need to go to the library and take out these books. Good day, and enjoy the football game if you are planning on watching it!

Happy Sunday, I have to go quest for fire now.

This book and me...We are the SAME DAMN AGE!

PS Hey James, why isn't there a "books" label?

(That better, dear? --EDITOR)

 

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