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My Zombie List is up on TR. Give it a gander when you can spare a moment.

But right now, I'm honored to present the newest addition to the ranks of Scooter's Divas: longtime TTOS regular Scout!(Topless Roboteers may recognize her as that untypable "9" symbol)


Her Diva is special for two important reasons:

1. She's the first Diva I've made using the new Smackdown vs. Raw 2011.

2. I'm not really one for bragging, but she's not only the newest of Scooter's Divas--she's also Scooter's Girl!<3 (pause for long "awwwwww")


Now before I introduce her, I wanna take a moment to grouse about the new game. When games such as this are updated, why do the designers feel the need to completely revamp the controls? It's essentially the same game--it looks better, and has some more options, but it's still wrestlers wrestling!

You waste hours on a game learning the controls to the point that you can execute the most complex moves blindfolded, and they come out with basically the same game with a new paint job, AND YOU HAVE TO START ALL THE FUCK OVER AGAIN!

Granted, a lot of the controls are the same or similar to the old game, but that only makes it worse--I keep playing as though I know what I'm doing, and for a little while it works...Then all of a sudden, the buttons I'm pressing aren't doing what I've conditioned myself to believe they should do!

Pisses me off--must these people fix what ain't broken?


Ok, back to the show!

Here's my Scout pre-Divolution:

Gotta love a girl with a Power Glove! <3


This time I picked the outfits rather than taking requests--I'll have more pics of this one later, I tried doing this one with pink skin, but it photographed badly. So I'm left with only one serviceable pic after I went back to human skin tones. Ladies and gentlemen: the Succubus!



Next is an old favorite--the cat suit! Unfortunately, all they have is ears, no tails. Feast your eyes:

This one is probably my favorite!

Next is something I came up with pretty much out of the blue--in nerd terms, imagine a cross between Harley Quinn and Zatanna:



sorry about all that glare!


And finally, another classic--the S&M Leather Girl. This one, frankly, disappointed me somewhat. Oh, she looks great, but a lot of the options which would have made this outfit ten times sexier were removed from this version of the game. Oh well.




Scout asked for the eyepatch--no idea why, but I aim to please! :)


And finally, here's her entrance vid. Sound is for shit, so you'll have to crank it up a bit. Eventually I'll have a match vid like I do for the others, I just have to figure out how to make one with the new game.



See ya 'round!



Scoot, Scooter, Scootest!

How Do?



The past few weeks haven't exactly been good to some of us here at TTOS: Medical problems have been widespread--Technical/financial issues thraten the blog's future--and many of our friends still don't stop by nearly enough...



Well--FUCK THAT NOISE!


'Cuz I'm about to show you something that proves beyond a doubt that there is good in the world, and things will get better:


PEE-WEE HERMAN ON WWE RAW!!!!!!

HOLY TITTY-FUCKING TAP DANCING ROBOT NINJA JESUS ON A SEGWAY!!!!!




Yeah , Scoot's down wit da "P": been a rabid fan for the better part of three decades. Pee-Wee and Weird Al were the twin Gods of my childhood--they helped make me who I am today(for whatever that's worth).


I must point out, however, that it was not I who discovered this awesomeness, nor anyone of my contributors, friends, or readers. All credit goes to the lovely and talented Valerie D'Orazio, comic writer and fellow blogger. She first posted this jewel last week on her blog: SUPERHEROEEN.



Bit of background for those of you unfamiliar(or unconcerned) with the current state of the WWE: The douchebag in the little pants who gets up in Pee Wee's grill is called "The Miz"--currently one of Pro Wrestling's most despised and ubiquitous Heels. The rest is pretty self-explanatory, now just sit back and bask in eight minutes, fifty-seven seconds of pure zen:






See folks? Everything's gonna be all right :)



The Secret Word is: "SCOOT"