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The past few weeks haven't exactly been good to some of us here at TTOS: Medical problems have been widespread--Technical/financial issues thraten the blog's future--and many of our friends still don't stop by nearly enough...



Well--FUCK THAT NOISE!


'Cuz I'm about to show you something that proves beyond a doubt that there is good in the world, and things will get better:


PEE-WEE HERMAN ON WWE RAW!!!!!!

HOLY TITTY-FUCKING TAP DANCING ROBOT NINJA JESUS ON A SEGWAY!!!!!




Yeah , Scoot's down wit da "P": been a rabid fan for the better part of three decades. Pee-Wee and Weird Al were the twin Gods of my childhood--they helped make me who I am today(for whatever that's worth).


I must point out, however, that it was not I who discovered this awesomeness, nor anyone of my contributors, friends, or readers. All credit goes to the lovely and talented Valerie D'Orazio, comic writer and fellow blogger. She first posted this jewel last week on her blog: SUPERHEROEEN.



Bit of background for those of you unfamiliar(or unconcerned) with the current state of the WWE: The douchebag in the little pants who gets up in Pee Wee's grill is called "The Miz"--currently one of Pro Wrestling's most despised and ubiquitous Heels. The rest is pretty self-explanatory, now just sit back and bask in eight minutes, fifty-seven seconds of pure zen:






See folks? Everything's gonna be all right :)



The Secret Word is: "SCOOT"