Hail, Friends!


Gather 'round and witness my latest attempt at a regular, weekly feature:



Not much to explain--I love MST3K. MSTies know that what we feel for this show is closer to religious ecstasy than simple fandom. So, every week I'm gonna share with my dear readers a bit of audio/visual joy brought to you by Joel Robinson, Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Cambot, and Magic Voice.

Oh, and I suppose Dr. Clayton Forrester, Dr. Larry Erhardt, TV's Frank, Pearl Forrester, Prof. Bobo, and Observer.


We start off with what may well be the most popular original song ever performed by the SOL crew--words cannot describe it...


But let's try!


Dearest Readers--I give you:

TOOBULAR BOOBULAR!



TOM: Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, i'n't there?



MIKE: There sure is!


CROW: Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just can't come up with a word that describes it.


TOM: Well I can!


MIKE: You can?


TOM: Why sure. [starts singing]


It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!


MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?


TOM: Right-o, that's the one!


CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?


TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Mastokafleshular right!


ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,


CROW: The most bunular-funular,

MIKE: Fruit-of-the-loomular,


CROW: Frenchical-tongular,


TOM: Wabitaboobular,


MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]
Movie of them all!


TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular,
Tushita-ticular ball!

ALL: Hey!


[Gypsy enters]


GYPSY: Hey guys, how's the movie?


ALL: [singing again]

MIKE: Oh, man, we got movie sign!




Later, All!


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