I decided to commit a robbery earlier today. I'll admit that it was largely an excercise in nostalgia (my very first crime was robbing the box office of a theatre). But when I got to the bank I just couldn't do it. It just seemed too easy.
I really feel that I've graduated beyond such petty crimes. I mean, I've fought Superman. I nearly took down the entire JLA. Clearly I shouldn't be wasting my time with pointless bank robberies (it's not like I need the money anyway).
But this leaves me at a loss as to what sort of crimes I should be committing. I've sort of run out of things to do. All the normal stuff seems so pedestrian. What evil is there left for me to do?
Maybe I should go into politics...
