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Alien 1: "Earthlings have split the atom."
Alien 2: "FUCK!"
Alien 3: "I guess we should do something..."
Colleen's WTF moment of Sept. 27, 2010. I was catching up with world news and I came across this article. This was on Reuters...not Cracked.com or the Onion.
The title to this article:
U.S Nuclear Weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects...
Allow me to reiterate that in a Rob Bricken Fashion.
U.S Nuclear Weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects
U.S Nuclear Weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects
U.S Nuclear Weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects
U.S Nuclear Weapons have been compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects
Here's the opening paragraph for this article:
WASHINGTON, Sept. 15 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby.
Ummm...ok...allow me to "AAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Anyway, the National Press Club are hosting a conference regarding this topic. It was scheduled for 12:30pm, so its going on NOW AS I WRITE THIS POST. I just went on their home website and sure enough on their calendar this conference is scheduled.
Here are the list of participants:
Dwynne Arneson, USAF Lt. Col. Ret., communications center officer-in-charge
Bruce Fenstermacher, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer
Charles Halt, USAF Col. Ret., former deputy base commander
Robert Hastings, researcher and author
Robert Jamison, former USAF nuclear missile targeting officer
Patrick McDonough, former USAF nuclear missile site geodetic surveyor
Jerome Nelson, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer
Robert Salas, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer
WHEN: Monday, September 27, 2010
12:30 p.m.
WHERE: National Press Club
Holeman Lounge
Event open to credentialed media and Congressional staff only
SOURCE Former U.S. Air Force Officer Robert Salas, and Researcher Robert Hastings
So...how's everyone else's day been?
