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Hello my Children. Your Mistress of Mirth, Colleen, has just read FFF. So today's post shall be in dedication to our weekly mental rape, courtesy of Rob Bricken.
Thank You Rob Bricken!Today I'm going to impart the wisdom that one can learn from Fan Fiction Friday.
First, from today's FFF, the only way to make a Care Bear care again, is to gang rape them.
There are NO GREATER fucked-up individuals than erotic Pokemon fanfiction authors.
ComicsNix is fanfiction God. He is our souls' salvation for FFF.
Optimus Prime's anus features better living quarters than my apartment.
One can determine how fucked up the story is by the number of melting faces or exploding heads.
No matter how fucked up the story is, Abraxas will MAKE IT SO MUCH WORSE.
Rickicker will kill himself...spectacularly...after an Abraxas comment.
One can measure the depth of one's corruption by how little a FFF hurts.
And finally listen to Yoda when he says "Oh YEAH, SHACK THAT ASS!"
