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After one week and a total of 21 votes, the controversy that has captured the imagination of the entire international community has been put, at last, to rest!

Short-haired Emma has emerged victorious by 3 votes--winning the hearts and minds of 12 out of 21 TTOS readers.

Long-haired Emma had a strong showing with 9 votes, but never picked up the momentum necessary for victory, and remained in second place throughout the course of the Poll.


So there--Question answered! Short Hair + Emma Watson=Better! It's Scientific!!


I feel so much better now--how 'bout you?

Anyhoo, here's a couple of celebratory images of Ms. Watson and her proven superior hairstyle:

(P.S. TTOS would like to apologize for a grievous error commited in the last Emma Watson post: the bikini pic has been determined to be a well-crafted fake. We apologize sincerely for any confusion, shame, or discomfort this information may cause our readers--and we vow to be more vigilant in the future. Thank you for your patronage!)

Morning, Blogarians!


It is 8:10 AM Central Standard Time, and I haven't slept a goddamn wink!


So I thought I'd do something relatively productive:

Presenting, yet another meaningless Poll! Don't worry, folks--I'm not asking you to rename anything this time.


I was having a lovely conversation yesterday with our own Colleen. She mentioned that Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, had recently shorn off the majority of her long, light brown hair. Colleen found the new look less than flattering. I, on the other hand, have something of a short hair fetish (yes, I mean on women) and I think she looks smokin'.

Just for a bit of background, as attractive as Ms. Watson so obviously is, I've never been one of those nerd guys who think she's the Second Coming. She's honestly a bit on the thin side for my taste--I'm not saying I'd kick her out of bed, I'm just saying she wouldn't make much of a bang when she hit the floor. ;)

I was, however, among those back in 2001 who watched her in The Sorcerer's Stone and said "She's gonna be a serious hottie in about 10 years" (though few of us said it out loud--kind of a creepy thing to say about an 11 year-old). And slowly but surely we were proven right. She is absurdly hot.

Now, in order for you peoples to make an informed decision on this momentous issue, I've provided images of Ms. Watson's conflicting looks. Let's start with the original--long hair:

Colleen here. Well one of my favorite discoveries from the interwebs is Rifftrax. Mike Nelson decided not to disappear into retirement and started audio tracks for movies, as said at the end of each rifftrack, "that have it coming." For instance, I will NEVER watch Twilight without Rifftrax. Since its inception, Bill Corbett, better known as Crow T. Robot, and Kevin Murphy, the other robot Tom Servo, have joined Rifftrax. So we now have MST3K commentary. Goblet of Fire is particularly awesome. My favorite scene takes place right after Harry Potter's name is drawn. He's being interrogated by Dumbledore and they are all WTF'ing over this development. They look to Barty Crouch, who is sporting a Hitlerstache, regarding what the hell to do now. And so we have...