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Hello, My Brethren and Sisteren!

Get ready, 'cause this sumbitch is gonna be a doozy!

It all began on May 3rd, when this article from FilmDrunk drew the ire of an entire Pantheon's worth of Geek Goddesses and their loyal followers on Twitter--myself included. Give it a read...I'll wait....


Later, things got even worse when this article not only continued the assault on female Nerddom, but specifically, and violently, targeted Miss Jill Pantozzi: one of the Internet community's most acclaimed Geek Girls. I have never had the pleasure of meeting Miss Pantozzi, online or IRL, but she's a marvelous writer and a fellow Topless Robot contributor, and seems like an awesome person. Specifically, she came under fire for the title of her personal blog: Has Boobs, Reads Comics. Apparently, the writer of the article in question did not see the irony in the name.

So I decided I needed to put my Crom-given powers of blogification to good use and weigh in on the growing Geek Girl controversy.


There was just one problem--I'm a dude!

See, I wholeheartedly support the cause of female nerdery, but, in the interest of honest journalism, I must admit that my support is largely the result of enlightened self-interest: I want Geek Girls to be open, accepted, and prolific because it increases my chances of finding a mate. I want a girlfriend/wife who shares my interests, and that's much easier when female nerds feel they can be up front about their enthusiasms. I'm not saying that I'm entirely selfish: I'm very supportive of nerds of either gender being able to fly their Geek Flags without fear of judgement--but fact is, my gender and its implications render me unqualified to speak objectively on this topic.

FORTUNATELY...

The Internet Gods (Goddesses?) have blessed me with a number of good friends, readers, and contributors who are the biggest, most hard-core Geeks this side of the SDCC....AND, just happen to be lovely, intelligent, interesting women. So I turned on the Scoot Signal, and called as many of them as I could to the cause. They'll be supplying the actual meat of this article: The interesting, insightful, and enlightening anecdotes that I lack the personal experience to provide.

But before you hit the jump and get to know my charming friends and colleagues, I'd like to share a little something that'll help explain why I don't feel qualified to speak intelligently on this subject:

See, just like the authors of the two articles I linked above, I too have at times doubted the veracity of the Geekiness of very attractive women. It shames me to admit this. In addition, it's become painfully apparent that a number of starlets and models have indeed misappropriated aspects of Geek culture in order to make themselves more appealing to our growing demographic.

Check out Exhibit A:



Yep, that's Megan Fox, and next to Olivia Munn (who I think is hilarious on The Daily Show, but I digress), no other female celebrity is more constantly accused of false Geekhood. Now, I do not know one way or the other concerning the accuracy of her claims...But I just get a vibe of fakeness from her--there just seems to be something contrived about her whole image. I'm not accusing Ms. Fox of any specific duplicity, but unfortunately, she happens to serve well as an example of idealized and fetishized female nerdery.

Which leads us to Exhibit B:


I saw this pic while searching for images for this article, and my first thought was to include it as a perfect example of unrealistic, posed, glamorized, and fully, utterly insincere female Nerddom.



WRONG!!


That's Michele Boyd, Clare Grant, Milynn Sarley, and Rileah Vanderbilt--better known as Team Unicorn, and they're bigger goddamn Geeks than I could ever hope to be! I'd like to go into more detail about these magnificently nerdy women, but they deserve their own article, which I'll deliver later this week (probably).
For now, this interview at Action Flick Chick should tide you over.

Point is, I have no place berating others for making superficial judgements about Geek Girls when apparently I'm as prone to do so as those I decry. So, instead I'll let the women speak for themselves. After the jump.




I thought I'd start things off with a familiar face (and yes, I'll be writing in italics to distinguish my words from those of my contributors):


For the benefit of newcomers, this is Colleen Seelke: TTOS Den Mother, my very first contributor, and Second-In-Command. Should anything unthinkably horrible happen to me (Read: I lose Internet access) my Kingdom shall be hers.

Enjoy her thoughts on Star Wars, and growing up Geeky:

Star Wars is TOTALLY a valid nerd love. I get that non nerds can see the film and like it. But then there are people like me. For instance, I know the Death Star Run scene SO WELL, I know the dialogue that is being said based on the music played ALONE...I once recited the dialogue while stuck in traffic while listening to the music. The Husband is witness to this. In addition, I once pissed off a male nerd when I beat him at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit...twice... It's actually the first win that is epic. I went to a picnic with my best friend Jen...by the time I got there, the game was well under way. The "Undefeated Champion" of the game had 4 pie pieces already. I took over for a girl who had none. I won within a half hour. He was utterly shocked and demanded another game with just me. His exact words "No fucking way a girl beats me at this game." So I beat him again.


Sometimes girls, like guys, are late bloomers. They may have been skinny and awkward growing up...and were part of the "nerd/geek" group. Then they got hot. That doesn't change them loving nerdy stuff. Or they have a parent who absolutely loves a certain genre. This parent worked a lot. The one time the child had the parent all to his/herself was on Sunday Afternoon's watching Star Trek...Oh wait, that was me. For both points. My dad worked for the telephone company throughout my childhood. In order to give us a good home, food, a college fund, and you know presents and fun stuff, he worked an insane amount of overtime. Whenever he was home, though, he spent time with my brother and me. But one of the few times I got him to myself was when he was watching Star Trek. My brother had no interest in it. Initially, neither did I...you know, being only six years old. But he was so excited that I was showing an interest so I kept watching it...and thus my nerdhood was born...well that and the fact that I was pretty much weaned on Star Wars. Growing up, I was skinny, too tall, freckled, and rather plain. My hotness didn't really appear until high school...and by then, I was already labelled both nerd and scifi geek, so I didn't even KNOW I was hot until I went to college and boys finally began hitting on me.

Next we have longtime TTOS reader and fellow TR Contributor, Bri Buckley.

I'm very proud to have helped Bri get her start with Topless Robot. I got to read and critique her very first Daily List before even Rob Bricken saw it. It means a great deal to me that someone considered my judgement to be of such import, and I thank her with all my heart for that. Since then, she's done a number of truly unique and entertaining pieces for TR. Here, Bri expounds on her definition of "Nerd",the reactions she's received from male Geeks, and self-imposed divisions among the subculture.

I'm proud to call myself a nerd. I feel that my nerdy interests are just as legitimate as any other person's. I think it's possible to be nerdy about anything you feel passionately about - nerdiness is based on love and knowledge, not necessarily on the subject matter itself. I've had to deal with the same crap from non-nerdy friends and family members that you probably have. My mother's asked me when I'm going to "grow out of this" ("this" meaning my nerdiness). Answer: NEVER!


And yet I've had male nerds test my knowledge of my interests, as though they're trying to evaluate whether or not I deserve to call myself a nerd - not in a "What was your favorite part?" or "What do you think about this?" sort of way, but in a "You can't name the 2nd Assistant Director of this movie we both like? You obviously don't like it at all, then!" way. I'm not sure why this is. Why wouldn't all nerds everywhere just be happy to connect with people that have similar interests? After all, being a nerdy is sometimes pretty lonely. Why would you want to discourage such a connection because "she's not nerdy enough, based on my individual and arbitrarily-defined criteria"?

Case in point: the article at filmdrunk is titled: "Hot Women Pandering to Nerds".

Here are the assumptions made in the title:

1. All nerds are male

2. If there are any female nerds, they're not "hot"

3. If there is a "hot" woman claiming nerdy interests, she's pandering (i.e., her interests are not legitimate)

I know that there's a perception out there right now that geek is "in", and therefore there are a lot of people jumping on the geek bandwagon in order to claim some of that popularity. But it seems as though people are even more skeptical of women admitting their nerdy interests than they are of men doing the same thing. I don't think this is because all male nerds are inherently sexist, but that it's more of a protective "I've put a lot of time and love into this interest, and I don't want you to ruin it by pretending you love it as much as I do" thing.

If there are two main points I'd like to get across to my nerdy brethren, it would be these:

1. Learn to share. Allowing someone else to like the same things that you do doesn't diminish your own nerdiness in any way.

2. Expand your definitions. Let the words "nerd" or "geek" mean a person with a high level of interest in something - not just a man or a woman. If you fall into the trap of having extremely rigid categories that you absolutely must fit people into, you miss out on the people that don't fit into those categories. And that's a shame.

This next contributor I've only recently begun to get to know, so I'm sorry not to have more to share about her:
 
Meet Miss Debra Shelly. She's another longtime TTOS reader. I only started to get to know her when she answered my request for contributors to this piece, so as I said, there's not a lot I can say except that she's an awesome person, and I'm honored to have her as part of my audience (plus, she's a fellow Dune-Fanatic, meaning it's all I can do to stop myself from tracking her down and proposing ;) ) Miss Shelly was kind enough to share with me her experiences growing up as a nerd and the pride she takes in her Geek Girlhood (Btw: for my money, Children of Dune is the best book in the series):
 
The phenomenon of the "Geek Girl" is not news to any of us girls who have always loved all things genre. Some of us dig "Star Trek". Others love "Dune" - I know I certainly do. In fact, I have gotten into arguments over whether "Dune Messiah" is, in fact, the best of the Dune Sequels (my vote goes to "God Emperor of Dune" - yay Hwi Noree!) I read comics by the pileful, but I do NOT play videogames. Why? Because the last time I played a videogame, namely Batman: The Brave and The Bold, I got stuck playing Robin and got turned into a cat while my boyfriend was merrily off kicking ass and busting out the "Hammers of Justice"....rrrr. I heart "Star Wars", despite the best efforts of George Lucas to alienate us all. Other Geek Girls I know play RPGs, online game, and engage in cosplay at conventions. Heck, I even know a Geek Girl who owns her very own comics and gaming store that got nominated for the 2010 Eisner "Spirit of Comics" Award for outstanding comics retailer. She was a finalist, which is so cool and awesome I can hardly believe it.


But to my main point: I am a Geek Girl because I always have been. It was never a conscious decision, or a path I sought out. Nope. I have always been drawn to nerdy awesomeness. I got a lot of crap for being a Lone Fangirl growing up. I was teased relentlessly in grade school and junior high. Going to my local comic shop in my hometown was torture. But I didn't care. I wanted those comics. And here I am, quite some time later, in my thirties, and I have found my Geek Tribe. My partner is a comic expert and a show-runner at FanExpo Canada, where I have volunteered. I recently volunteered at Kazoo!, a local indie zine/comic fest. TCAF (the Toronto Comic Arts Festival) is coming up this weekend, and promises to be a great time. I have met so many amazing people through the Toronto Cartoonists Workshop. I have a Darwyn Cooke Batman and an Agnes Garbowska Dex-Starr hanging in my apartment. My boyfriend brought me a Katie Cook original for my birthday. I love my Geek Girl life, and if you want to come and join the Geek Tribe, there's plenty of room next to me. I'm the one with the Dex-Starr decal on my fridge. I wear a Flash T-shirt to go running at the gym, 'cause I'm a fast girl. Maybe you know me, or someone like me. I insist upon my right to revel in my own fangirl geekery. Life's too goddamn short to waste.

And finally, we have something very interesting:

This is Liz Coleman. And I've not yet had the pleasure of meeting or speaking with her. In a most serendipitous move, TTOS' new Chief Australian Correspondent: Vadim Stoger-Ruitz (I know--odd names them Aussies have! ;) ) just happened to be planning to post an interview with this charming, game-crazy young lady whom he recently met on Facebook and shares his affection for SNES. I convinced Mr. Stoger-Ruitz to send me said interview and allow me to include it in this piece. Btw, the sections marked "Tao of Scoot" are the words of Mr. Stoger-Ruitz:

Tao of Scoot: How did your social groups as you got older respond to your love of gaming, or was it something that wasn't mentioned?

Liz Coleman: Gaming most definitely affected my social development, but I would argue in a good way. It wasn't hugely mentioned because instead of talking to people at school about whatever stupid crap people at school talked about, I would kind of hermit off and think about what I was going to do in Wutai when I got home.. The reason I say this is a good thing is because I'm naturally a follower, and would have followed whatever group I fell in into whatever walk of life they followed, which where I grew up, would have been very bad. Instead I had games, stories, worlds of my own to grow with.. I learned how to like my own things, how to use my imagination and understand that there was a whole lot to experience out there. Otherwise I reckon I would have just sat around doing not much. People seem to think that gaming is superficial, but as a kid, gaming saved me from a life full of superficial nothing..But to answer your question, my social groups didn't really recognize it, I didn't even think of it as something to talk about. It was mine.
Until the online community became my social group, which of course is an entirely different thing..

Tao of Scoot: The market of female gamers has been growing for some time recently, but in the days of the SNES, when a developer wanted to try and make a game for girls, they would invariably use bright colours, and unicorns and ponies, and basically whatever a 30-year old man thought girls wanted. Did any of those types of games appeal in any way, or was it somewhat offensive to you that they thought it was what you wanted?

Liz Coleman: I really think I was too young to recognize such things, but I certainly don't recall being attracted in any way to anything girly. I hated Princess Peach, my God she was (is?) useless. I don't even remember seeing any games like that on SNES, although of course I know now they exist. I was very much attracted to good gameplay.. It doesn't really offend, even now, when that is done; marketing is marketing, and it does work, but that kind of marketing just does not work for me as a gamer. Being surrounded by
girliness is not what I was looking for, in fact I'd say I'd already rejected all of that in favour of what I was doing, which was playing kick-ass games..That kind of marketing is designed to make non-gamers play games. That does not count as gaming..I do remember being somewhat excited that Lara Croft was female, I was a bit sick of having to imagine myself as a dude all the time. I didn't realize she was marketed to men, but
it was irrelevant to me..Characters like Tifa and Aerith were also pretty awesome for me to relate to.

Tao of Scoot: Have you had to face any crudeness or sexism online?.

Liz Coleman: Yes, lots of times. I remember realizing in Age of Empires that I was the only chick around really, which surprised me. That was the first time I realized I was a minority in gaming..Of course I copped a lot of "OMG GIRLS DONT PLAY GAMES" and "PICS!", but I was also fast becoming very aware of Internet Culture, so for the most part I either laughed or shrugged it off..In Call of Duty, someone from my clan accidentally called me "she" in a pub server, and that was it. I copped so much shit in chat, which I didn't mind, but every time I did something stupid I got told to "fuck off, girls can't play games"..It was frustrating that I was just as good (better?) than a lot of these people, but I couldn't make any mistakes or miss a shot or I'd be crucified..WoW was different, people weren't surprised that there was a chick around, because by
now there were lots of us. That was nice. You still missed out on a lot of boys-club type stuff, like assuming I didn't want to come and raid an alliance town with everyone else, but it was nothing like in CoD..I think I avoided a lot of it by not mentioning my gender if I could help it. I didn't see a need to, nobody else did, so I'd say 99% of the people I've played with assumed I was a guy. Which suited me fine..I think the worst
was when Ventrillo and TeamSpeak became a necessity in online gaming. I did cop a fair bit of shit on there, especially in public ones, but within my guild/clan it was fine, it was like banter. If you take offense, you will be eaten alive. If you get in on the joke, you can actually have a lot of fun..



Vadim made me promise to add this footnote to the interview, I don't know if they're his words or Ms. Coleman's though. Regardless, it's food for thought.

"Liz met her husband playing Age of Empires, so guys, if you're cool to your female co-players, you could end up with a great girl. In short, don't be a douche to the ladies online. When you are, you're only proving to yourself and the world at large that you're to be avoided like a herpes infested bomb made of Atari's E.T cartridges."


I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed compiling and writing it. To the other Geek Girls out there: Stay strong--as you can see, you're not alone. Also, feel free to share your own experiences and thoughts in the comments section. If I get enough, perhaps I might compose a sequel.

I leave you with a marvelous quote from Charles Piner I found on Twitter--words of wisdom that would be of value to us all, regardless of gender:

"I'm a geek who has learned that being a geek or nerd isn't about proving yourself, it's just about being yourself."

If someone were to ask me to sum up what I hope to convey with this article into a single sentence, this would be it. Thank you, Mr. Piner.

(Oh, and if anyone is wondering why I didn't end on a quote from an actual Geek Girl, be aware that I only know this quote because it was Re-Tweeted by Bonnie Burton, Geek High Priestess and author of the Star Wars Craft Book. )


James Paul Daniels, AKA: Scooter Atreides (no name-based jokes today: I'm proud of this one)

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I've managed to find myself a pristine copy of Unirally (Uniracers in other regions), and the box, the instruction manual (which is incredibly funny for its' time), and even the course maps poster are all in fantastic condition, and opening the package it came in reminded me of the first time I bought a copy of the game back in 1994, and, for other reasons apart from purchasing a great SNES game for $50 when the going rate for Super Nintendo games in Australia was either $99.95 or $120, was one of the greatest days of my life. After the jump, I'll mention my plans for the game, and beg you all to prove how much better you are at judging the quality of games than I am.


As mentioned in the original 'SNES Me Up' post (found here:http://scooteratreides.blogspot.com/2011/04/snes-me-up.html), I asked for recommendations of games I should be playing (of which you provided none) and I also asked if you'd like me to review them (which no one answered) so, in short, fuck you; I'm gonna review Unirally/racers, and you'll read it and, by God, you'll like it. (You won't.)
Anyway, I'm still open to suggestions, and if I get none, after the Unirally review I'll keep reviewing the worst SNES games I can find until you suggest something decent. (You won't; you'll ignore my reviews and forget I exist, and I'll be suicidal for a time, then discover joy in living an avant-garde life as the most ignored and marginalized man in history, using my pathetic life as a source of humor, because I'll find it hilarious that my life continues to get even worse than anyone could have ever envisioned!) Uh... I'm just going to find a corner and cry in it so as not to shame you with my tears....

Okay, I'm back, and happy, because I'm just bursting at the seams with crack-cocaine induced joy! But for reals, the Unirally review (henceforth I'll be referring to it as that, as it's the title of the PAL version which I'll be reviewing) should be up soon, and I'll try to bring something a little different to the table, as there are God knows how many sites dedicated to reviewing games from the golden era already. I hope you guys enjoy it, and I hope to hear from you regarding games I should take a look at. If that doesn't happen, then I'll review the games that had the biggest impact on me personally, and why, maybe due to where I was at that point in my life or some such other reason beyond just the quality of the game.
Good to speak to you all, and I hope I can produce something enjoyable for you all. Peace out.

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Hello all. I'm gonna jump right in, go out on a limb and say it: The SNES era is the pinnacle of gaming. I've loved no other console, before or since, like I loved my SNES. While my peers were doing what teenagers are supposed to do, I was locked away in my bedroom having the time of my life (insert masturbation joke here.) While they were dating, I was throwing the Foot at Shredder in TMNT: Turtles In Time. While they were learning how to drive, I was learning how to beat Goldie in Unirally (or Uniracers, as it was known outside Australia.) And while they were flipping burgers for minimum wage at McDonald's, I was raking in the big bucks in Sim City.
Of course, gaming progressed, and I with it, buying the original PlayStation, then it's younger brother, before moving on to the Xbox 360. But my love for the SNES never abated, and thanks to the wonders of emulation, I was able to not only relive my favorite gaming moments, (FYI,, my favorite SNES game, which is also my favorite game of all time, is Secret of Evermore.) but because we didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid, I was also able to play all the games I'd read about but could never afford.
Anyway, the purpose of this post is to ask for some recommendations. I've played through pretty much every game I wanted to, so I'm asking you to let me know of any relatively obscure SNES games that are worth checking out. I've done pretty much all the RPG's, and every available scrolling beat 'em up, so I'm looking for games that are 'pick up & play', i.e no obscure Japan-only titles, just games that are good, old fashioned fun. I'm interested to see what you guys can come up with, and if you'd like me to, I'll write a review of each of the titles I pick based on your recommendations, so let me know what I should be playing in the comments.

I've recently started watching the shows that had a big impact on my childhood, shows I watched between the ages of 4-7, namely Astroboy, Kimba the White Lion, Battle of the Planets a.k.a G-Force, and both the Lion and Vehicle Voltrons.
I've started with the vehicle Voltron, and so far I have two observations:
1) One of the characters is voiced by Peter Cullen, and
2) The character Crick (sp?) has been turned into an incredibly, insanely racist caricature. It's... mind-blowing.

Like many of you, I have been a MAME (Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator, for the uninitiated) enthusiast for quite some time, ever since a friend introduced me to it some years ago. I was overjoyed, as I lived in a small town in a rural area, meaning the closest arcade was some one-and-a-half hour's drive away. So not only was I able to relive my experiences with the few arcade games I had played (Double Dragon was my God as a child), but I was also able to check out all the awesome games my more mobile friends had bragged so much about; titles like Metal Slug, Samurai Showdown, Mortal Kombat II, and the Holy Grail, the four-player X-Men scrolling beat 'em up, which has always been, and still is, my favorite genre.
      However, as I sunk my teeth into these games, I started to develop an obsession that ended making playing MAME games more of a chore than a joy: I had to, I was compelled to take screen shots of every single event in every game I played. I had to have at least seven different screen-caps of Hagar pile driving his enemies every single time I played Final Fight! No matter what the game, no matter how obscure, I'd always end up with hundreds of screen-caps of it. It got to the point where I was spending more time hitting 'Print Screen', then pasting the result into MS Paint, then deciding it wasn't quite what I wanted, then reloading that part of the game and doing it all again, trying to get the perfect shot of Jimmy Lee getting kneed in the head.
The reason I mention this is because I have literally thousands of screen shots of thousands of games, so if anyone out there needs, say, a pic of, say, Metal Slug's Fei using the shotgun to blow away six mummies, I have it. I've considered starting a Flickr page for them all, but I really want these pictures to be put to use, as the vast majority are of good quality; not just picture quality, but also quality of content. If I wanted to show someone why Golden Axe is cool, I'd show them the pic I have of the barbarian riding a kick-ass praying mantis that's being incinerated by a goon on a fire-breathing dragon. So, what do you think? If anyone is in need of screenies for games from the arcade's golden era, please leave a comment and let me know, as I need the impetus to log, properly title, and upload these thousands of images; but even if it's just one person, I'd be more than happy to do it for you.
Otherwise, I'm going to have to deal with the fact that I spent hundreds of hours taking screen shots for no good fucking reason apart from trying to document my own nostalgia. Please don't make me face that. Please.

So, now when I want to get my nostalgia fix, it's not the games I return to, but the music. Sorry if this second part is a little jumbled; I haven't slept for three days due to illness, but I wanted to at least try and get across that for the older gamer 1) You can never go back; as each new generation of hardware is released, the harder it is to put up with older games, which saddens me no end, and 2) It's the music of your favorite games that can truly transport you to the time you want to reminisce about. And thank God for that; as I type this I'm listening to the FF7 OST, and every note, every refrain, every repeated pattern, takes me to a certain time I spent with the game. For instance, I'd completed the game three times before I found out how to get Yuffie, and more importantly, Vincent, to become playable characters, and the joy in discovering them is reflected back at me by tracks like 'You Can Hear The Cry Of The Planet'.
And that, is the appeal of videogame music for the older gamer.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I sincerely hope it was worth your while, and that I haven't disappointed.

*The games that, in my opinion, still held up were: TMNT: Turtles In Time, Secret of Evermore, Alien 3, Madden '96, NHL '95, and Uniracers (released in Australia under the title 'Unirally).

If you'd like to read more from Vadim Stoger-Ruitz, visit his blog at http://shadowfilter.blogspot.com/  and find out was sick, sick man he really is...

Hello readers. In this series I will be chronicling how I came to love videogame music, and how, as an older gamer, it has gone from being an expected component of quality titles to it becoming an unexpected component of my life. I'll be telling this from my perspective, but I hope there's something in it for you all to relate to.
-Xenomorph
When I was 11, the only thing that mattered to me was my SNES. It was my life, my center, my all. Buddhists that have achieved Enlightenment have nothing on the Zen my Super Nintendo provided me; to (badly, badly,mis)quote The Narrator from Fight Club, 'I was the warm little center that all life crowded around'. (I just couldn't be bothered loading up the DVD to get the wording just right, so please feign indifference.) Anyway, my SNES gave me pleasures that, as an adult, I've found no equal to.

After that, I leveled up to the PlayStation, and when I say 'leveled up' I mean it literally: At school, I'd attained the rank of Grand Master, to the point where even the cool kids that wouldn't be seen dead with a geek were bailing me up in darkened corners and empty classrooms begging for cheats and playguides, making the whole thing very drug deal-esque. And I was smarter and more aware of not just the games themselves, but the industry as a whole, and because these were the pre-internet days for us small town Aussies, the transformation was due to Australia's oldest and most successful videogame magazine, Hyper. If I can go off on a tangent for a second, that magazine has been the one constant in my very tumultuous life. I bought issue #1 when I was 9, and I've continued to buy it every month since (I'm now 28), and I still get excited about every new issue Back to the topic at hand, my gaming skillz were at the '133+' level, and all I cared about was hiring/trading/stealing (we were poor, sue me) more and more new games for my PS, each one placed into the console and shredded, like wood through a wood chipper. Of course I was impressed by the graphics, especially by first-gen titles Destruction Derby and WipeOut, Tekken and Toshinden, but it wasn't until a Japanese game came along that I came to appreciate the music in games. A lot of people were banking on this title becoming a hit despite it belonging to a genre that was, to put it kindly, under-appreciated. That game? Why, Final Fantasy VII, of course!

If you'd like to read more from Xenomorph, a.k.a Vadim Stoger-Ruitz, visit his blog at http://shadowfilter.blogspot.com/ He'll be there all week! And please, try the fish...

Hello all,
             Some of you may know me from Topless Robot. I've been reading the site for a few years now, but I only ever comment on rare occasions. Anyway, My goal here at The Tao of Scoot is to provide you readers with humor-based articles dealing with our nerdy obsessions, but primarily I'll be writing what I hope you'll find to be humorous anecdotes about how a guy from a poverty-line family in a town of less than 1500 people came to make the awful choice to make himself a nerd in as many areas as possible while having less than no money, and my attempts to procure the trappings of nerdom. My first proper post will concern my obsession in obtaining Predaking, but of course being such a small place Transformers of that kind were impossible to find, but boy did I try.

I hope you enjoy my writing style, and I hope to hear from you at some stage if you find my work to be of any value.
Stay frosty all,
                      Xenomorph